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Nilsen makes the toilet wine, I'll bring the nasal inhalers, and I see plenty of paint chips for proper inmate nutrition. Piss in the sink until the wine is done, ok?

"EXIT" huh? Good luck with THAT one buddy!

The dead zombie prisoners are still there, but they don't exactly chase people for their brains. That's not the end they want.

THAT needs to go around my neighbor's house with the meth lab! Then add flammable liquids. (NK!)

Night of the Prison Zombies. Prison Zombies From Hell. Tickle Me Elmo's Anal Nightmare.

Unauthorized visitors will be violated. Authorized visitors were violated also.

Ok then! Well, if the guy was in there, OBVIOUSLY education wasn't real high on the priority list! Not very many NASA rocket scientists were using that blackboard.

I could call anyone who would accept a collect call. If I dialed a number the guards didn't like, the phones were rigged to zap me in the head with high voltage.

Now that I look again, that 4th locker down on the right was mine. I tucked a couple shanks behind it.

Uncomfy? Those folks weren't in there for singing bad in church. Looks more than adequate to me! Might still find some shanks tucked in the corners here and there.

Open gates? Nah.... OPEN FIRE! *machine guns spray the yard*

I'm still a kid and want to play there. I want one of those guard towers to put in my yard! I'm thinking some of the folks would have wanted to leave the grounds. Play time was not much fun for them I guess. And yeah, there's the new "mortgage prison" homes. Those are a work-release program.

Can see the "The Hill" on Google street view too. All the new cracker boxes look so nice. Big complex with a cool aerial view.

Lots of nice lumber there! Usually maple. Sadly, it could easily get cut up to heat somebody's house.

Looks like we may have a romantic interlude brewing in abandoned hospitals. Finally somebody said "duckpin". Gotta be on your toes to set pins! Folks used to roll coins down the allies to tip the pinsetters.