11 Comments Posted by Tucuxi (formerly Chippy)

Joe beat me to it.
I'd go find it... but not without a silver stake, a garlic necklace, and a huge-ass crucifix.
i can haz wallppr?
Where the Wild Things Are!
OBVIOUSLY the yellow device is a Problem Patient Chipper. The red stuff on the floor is blood spatter from the last time it was used. They took the restrained patient down on the gurney, and in a struggle his shirt came off. They through him into the chipper and he was blasted to smitherines...

*eyeroll*

Why are so many people so eager to find blood yet they have no concept what old, dried blood actually looks like?
Jeebus?
They suck out blood, vomit, saliva, whatever... usually from the mouth but if this is a surgical area, then it can also be used in the body cavity.
Two words: Hulk Smash!
No dude, OBVIOUSLY it's a Baby Blender 3000.
If there was a name, that's a good thing, because the box next to "Negative for Tuberculosis" has been checked. Yay for that person. :)
Awww, he's pigeon toed. Looks so bashful there in the corner.