216 Comments Posted by jo

Poor, poor Sketch. Suffering a lifetime of nightmares, of Sitz baths.

I thought he was talking about the white plastic bags.

That's gotta be annoying if you ever need to fix the plumbing.

I like where I live, we get those magical things called seasons. You know, warm summers, cold winters, nice springs, and loveley falls. Although when you're at the season you wish to be at the total opposite. An Inch of ice on the ground can be quite annoying.

And the sidewalk would be the straps for the garter belt? holding up the building pantyhose?

Axes used by firemen to bust down doors, most likeley. Somebody probabally found them in one of those big red wall glass things. you know bust them to get the fire estinguisher and stuff out. And had a little fun with them. But that's my rambling of today.

Ofcourse not, nobody can have too much BDSM!

Poor, poor Jimmy. Atleast he made it to a morgue, not sure about that one, but a morgue.

To me it looks like the hallway of a skate center. I'm interested in the rope leading to the door. "okay, I will tie this rope to my waist. If i'm not back, don't come for me pull me out with this rope"

Cats and dogs know when they are about to die. It probabally found a nice place to die in peace. Happens more than you think.

When constipation turns to anger.

All I have to say to that is, OOOH YOU GOT TOOOOLD.
Do not insult thy Master Motts. He has only made one mistake, with the light fixture.
Eh eh, remember that Motts?

Sorry guys, I couldnt help myself they were so shiny. They were painless going in but a bitch coming out.

Ofcourse it's a soap dispenser. It isint even a light fixture, all one long soap dispenser.

They inspect scales?