What a fitting end to an awsome presentation. SIR ,YOU ARE THE BEST. I actually espected Dracula to peek out of that partially open coffin or Vincent Price to walk in at any time. Edgar Allan Poe would be proud of you.
Felyne; Well, I can call you Charlie but I don,t do that spankin' stuff. I stand corrected, MY BAD (maybe). Technically I was just expressing my own personal feelings not a quotation. Do you see Quotation marks any place?? NOT MY BAD.
It would be entirely too tacky to use a pink sink to perform a lobotomy. Besides, this procedure could be done in a doctor's office - you didn't need a surgical center or surgical sink (a pink surgical sink? Ooog!). It's a grotesquely simple procedure, actually - anesthetize the person, poke a small leucotome (or ice pick if you don't have access to a leucotome) in the roof of one of his or her eye orbits, swish it back and forth through the frontal lobes a few times, and voila! A perfect transorbital leucotomy (or lobotomy, as they were later called). No need for trepanning or other invasive surgical procedures.
People have this late night TV vision of crazed physicians running around taking off the tops of people's heads and removing large chunks of their brain, when the reality was more that they used a very small metal tool and scrambled the person's frontal lobes and took away their executive functions. That's actually scarier because it's so simple. However, it shows you how easy it is to give a human being severe brain damage and is one of the main reasons that all you people need to wear your seatbelts in the car and helmets when you motorbike and I am not kidding - this is your mother speaking - put on your gosh-darned seatbelts, people, or you'll wish the worst I did to you was give you a boring lecture about lobotomies. >:-(