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New joke: A visitor to a psychiatric hospital asked the director, "What test do you use to decide what patient is to be hospitalized here?"
The director responded, "We fill up a bathtub and offer the patient either a spoon, a cup or a bucket and ask them to empty it. According to their decision as to what method to use, we decide whether or not to admit them.
"I see," said the visitor, "the reasonable person would of course choose the bucket that is bigger than the cup or the spoon."
"Well, no," said the director, "a normal person would unplug the drain. What type of room would you prefer, private or double, or a ward?"
Dedicated to my friends who choose the bucket.