1,466 Comments Posted by autoguy

The diabolical and evil torture uses suggested are far more interesting, but yeah, looks like a steam-shooting ironing board to me. But then, they could have been strapping poor victims down on it too! The big sock for the board is in the basket. I had the same take on that basket too, eldo!

You mean I shouldn't use those to mix pancakes or make some party punch?

Candles look lit, fresh flowers there, it's being maintained. The plaque there likely has info regarding this grotto, which appears to be dedicated to the Virgin Mary. (Obvious statue.) In the Catholic religion, praying to the Virgin Mary became common as it was thought that Jesus would not neglect his mother's wishes. She's a very powerful figure.

Something tells me that the occupants were not very concerned about the architectural features. No complaints were ever heard.

Power for the TV? How do we know it was even on when the squatter was watching it? They may had been constructing their own TV programs, like seeing reruns of Zombies From the Stratosphere. I hate when those show up.

OMG Matt, that is just horribly sick and demented. But really, would the PTs just think they're watching TV? "Hey look! Bob went to Hollywood and he's a big movie star now!"

Were the goats doing autopsies on each other?

If people were constantly sitting and farting on me all the time, I'd go hide somewhere too.

Unless the zombies are already in there and waiting to share some hugs and kisses.

The guests will find out what's on the menu when the zombies show up.

Another standard issue lobotomy room. High speed saws, power tools and equipment. Slings a mess all over the room so the walls are made to be hosed down easily. Has that musty smell of molding brains, etc..

In between surfing frauleins mit nein undahosen and avoiding pee-soaked chairs?

I can replace that with another pee-soaked chair. I'm sure we can work something out. You have a job? So you're the one!

I had been summoned back. Young ladies that are not wearing any underwear, that is correct. Something any guy would like to find in a night club. Girls gone commando.

No, zombies can still bite big chunks out of my head with these masks on. I hate when zombies bite big chunks out of my head.

Some mold spores are a small as 1 micron. A huge "help" would be a NIOSH 42 CFR Part 84 compatible particulate mask. "I" would feel adequately protected. Full specifications of the part 84 standard is here:

cdc [dot] gov/niosh/docs/96-101/