1,466 Comments Posted by autoguy

And lovely machines they were. If they could get somebody home from the showroom without falling apart, that is. The GM X car set the recall record at somewhere around 250. :oD

Down the hall was the flying spaghetti monster. Great meatballs.

Gr8 shoot, thanks! Salvage critters opened the light fixtures to grab the ballast transformers in 'em. They contain copper.

Something was tacked on those nailers at some point. Radiation shielding? Rubber room?

What we have here is failure to communicate.

That's the lobotomy room. Walls are splattered. Solitary doesn't always get the message across.

PS: We sold your car and all your stuff to get back the money you stole from us, and there's restraining orders in place to keep you away from the entire family.

Makes me think about all the prisoners who were beaten to death or choked with the phone handset.

There's plenty of privacy available outside of jail. Everything isn't free though, damn. Just can't win.

Gotham City pen.

I'm supposed to bring the butt cheeks, not the chair. Must be some kind of gas vent molded into it. I'll be needing that.

Damn. Going through there means have to pay rent somewhere, get bills, some kind of "job" crap. Noooo-no-no. Quick! Shank somebody in the shower!

It's Union Avenue Joane! She's one of the more economical offerings walking Union Ave..

Those 4 missing bed slats made a lot of nice shanks! I bet a few screws got in the guts with bed slat shanks.

That's a lovely steel enclosure welded to the ceiling. Every little thing has to be encased in heavy armor or the critters come to mess with it.