1,916 Comments for The Pines Hotel

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Those gold curtains would look good in my living room after they're drycleaned 100 times anyway
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Of course it would be fun- Road trip in the caddy
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When I ran a pines seach on ebay, all I found were postcards. Hey GPS systems are fun to use, you dont have to stop for directions, pull over to read a map, just listen for the voice commands. I dont have an escalade though, I have a 20 yr old Sedan Deville
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Id pay for these light fixtures. They look way cooler than anything thats being made today. Heck the owners should have a sale, all you can take for $20 a car load
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Rubber Johnny lmfao... that video is great. People must see it... http://www.ebaumsworld...sh/rubberjohnny.html
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Such irony.
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You could use your Cadillac GPS and locate the hotel and gather aaaaaaaallllll of the light bulbs! Just think of the fun! err, right
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I just ran an eBay search and there are a lot of Pines items on there. Cadillac GPS system? Anyone who wanted to find the Pines could run a Google search without using a GPS system. You sound like my dad every time he uses his Escalade's OnStar to get directions to a place that's around the corner. haha
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No, these are definitely lamp fixtures hanging from the ceiling.
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The hell with it, paint 'em green and open the damn hotel.
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Alright, who pissed in the tub again, damn.
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I am sure if you looked enough you would walk into a room and find someone sitting and looking out the window. Perhaps they would great you with a soft, "Hello." Then, they would turn back to looking out the window. I know this person is still sitting in a room there.
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Ah, yes, I too recall those days. But, the worst thing will be when someone finds all of the bodies of the people that had to be disposed of once the place was shut down and all of the illegals were disposed of to hide the years of slave labor that was forced upon them.

Crap, this stuff gets better and better all of the time.
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I've never seen The Pines in my life, but sure enjoy writing about the days where I spent hours and hours as a child with a pocketful of grass seed and crawled around carefully planting the stuff in the carpets everywhere because I knew that it would grow like mad someday and force the place out of business.
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definitely hair dryers... yep, hair dryers