3,181 Comments Posted by Lynne

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"Cumezekyama"

Koo-MEH-zeh-kee-AH-mah, I b'lieve.
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Gawd, Motts, I just reread your last comment above. Looks like you are hunting for old body parts! =8-o

"I find remnants of former patients fascinating for some reason."
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Forgot "screaming meemies." :-(
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"Heebie jeebies"? "Shakes"? "Jim jams"?
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Nope, no blood. Wrong color, etc., etc., etc.
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Yeppers, Ron:

eye tooth
(noun)
1. A canine tooth.
Idiom: give one's eye teeth for something
To go to any lengths to obtain it.
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I was hoping more for a lobotomy. What is the old saying - "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"? Well, reverse that for me. It would calm me down a little.

Mebbe.
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awyper, I LUBS you guys! Where would anyone be without you? Yeah, some of the nurses gots 'tudes, but then everyone has a 'tude at some point.

'Specially me. ;-)
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Honey, I have shoes that are older than 28. :-)

But it's sweet that you somehow thought I was 28. Durned sweet!
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I give up, Grifspop and Twug, m'dears. I am going to let everyone hate the staff any more and make fun of 'em, especially those who haven't had the least actual bit of experience with this. Seems to warm the cockles of their hearts, for some reason, hating mythical Marquis de Sade staff. Then when these guys are in a nursing home in 50 years and one of the overworked, underpaid nursing aides finds their rude, ignorant ramblings on this site, my ghost will laugh its spectral ass off when they get their comeuppance from staff who have had enough and didn't need publicly dissed in the bargain. :-)
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Oh my, this truly takes the cake . . . . :-(

Please, someone, anyone, look up the word "autoclave" and put on some antiperspirant whilst calming down! Ya don't put people in autoclaves, for the love of Pete! Ya gots huge dishwashers in restaurants and ya don't put people in THEM, do you? Well, *I* do sometimes for fun when I'm bored, but the rest of you "normal" people don't. A larger piece of sterilizing equipment fits in more pieces of medical equipment to sterilize so's the "lazy fat-assed nurses" (grrrr....) can save time and get more done. After going through an autoclave the pieces are sanitary and sterile and can be used again. Just like in real live "normal" hospitals where all you "normal" people go.

A definitely non-normative person
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Oh my goodness. It's deja vu all over again! =8-o

Nurse, go get me a mouth gag please, I haven't performed a lobotomy, ECT, or Metrazol therapy this week. I'm getting rusty.

Dr. Doctor

P.S. Nurse! Step on it! Get your fat lazy ass out of the way! Oh, you institutional staff, always being mean and cruel and lazy and shocking people and stuff like that! I know the only treatments ever given in psychiatric facilities were evil and mean and cruel and man am I getting a headache . . . . . . Where's my Haldol?

:-(

[sigh . . . . . . ]
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You oughta see what it's done to ME, JAVA.

Well, or maybe you hadn't, just to be safe. :-)
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GRRRRRR. . . . . . . . . . . >:-(